Hari is an amazing, political young human being that could ruin someone's career in one debate. He loves boxing and floats like a Jeremy Corbyn, and stings like a Donald Trump. He's a total communist and believes in the complete equality of all people. When he speaks just one word the masses go wild and throw themselves at the stage in admiration and love. He spits speeches like Martin Luther King mixed with stormzy. He earns £££ on the stock market like a bear-bull hybrid. He's the king of youtube comment flamewars, mowing down racists and homophobes alike. His charisma is so gravitational the sun rotates around him. Peace out brothers.
by thecharlievshow August 10, 2018
Get the Hari(sh) mug.When you get so drunk that you weave home instead of walk. Hari is slang for hairy because it will be a hairy walk. You might end up in the road, drink, on the railroad tracks or even in someone else's apartment.
I'll tell you, after the party last night, I had a Hari Weave home. I ended up on the other side of town passed out beside the railroad tracks.
by Portlandseadog9 April 9, 2008
Get the Hari Weave mug.To recreate a famous scene from Harry Potter using Paint and Comic Sans Ms. The general aim is to make fun of the scene in a positive way.
"I saw an epic pic about Chamber of Secrets last night, it was totally Hari Pota'd.. hilarious!"
"Yo dude, there was this Hari Pota picture on the internet that I saw, it went like; Harry Potter: 'u kild ma parentz' .. Voldemort: 'o f*** of hari no1 lyks u' "
"Yo dude, there was this Hari Pota picture on the internet that I saw, it went like; Harry Potter: 'u kild ma parentz' .. Voldemort: 'o f*** of hari no1 lyks u' "
by adminel January 25, 2012
Get the Hari Pota mug.1. To commit suicide, especially by dispatching one's self with a blade.
2. To "off" ones self in a passionate fit of rage.
3. An intentional act of self-destruction.
2. To "off" ones self in a passionate fit of rage.
3. An intentional act of self-destruction.
Listening to Kelly Osbourne's singing was like hearing the screams of a thousand vietcong POWs simultaneously having their eyes gouged out with dull wooden cooking spoons while having their testicles smashed flat with hammers; It's enough to make even the most mentally stong person want to commit hari-kari.
by Angelo Vildasol March 24, 2004
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Get the Hari won mug.To commit suicide using a blade to stab oneself in the stomach. This was practiced in many japanise cultures including bushido.
by potsmoker 420-1337 (call me) November 6, 2007
Get the hari kari mug.Hari Kari is the Norwegian version of the ever so famous Hara-kiri, mostly practised in Japanese regions.
Hari Kari is practised with a cheese slicer, or preferably a binder (both are Norwegian inventions). You stick the device in your stomach to commit suicide when you are tired of all the polar bears running around in the streets, and wearing woolen socks in the winter. When using binders, be sure to poke around thouroughly as it might take some time if you poke only once. For cheese slicer users, slice several times.
Hari Kari is practised with a cheese slicer, or preferably a binder (both are Norwegian inventions). You stick the device in your stomach to commit suicide when you are tired of all the polar bears running around in the streets, and wearing woolen socks in the winter. When using binders, be sure to poke around thouroughly as it might take some time if you poke only once. For cheese slicer users, slice several times.
by Thomas and Sofie June 23, 2007
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