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Large Hardon Collider

A European bloodsport where one man lies on his back with a full free willy, and another man jumps from the highest structure (he must also have an uncaged rager). The man in free fall aims to smash his hardon straight into the other man's hardon, at a speed so fast, that the hardons are actually ejected into another dimension, simulating the conditions during The Big Wang. Known in some regions as The Boner Jam, Meat Merger, Dick Joust, Cock Kaboom, Peen Punch, or Dongblast.
Can we get a little closer to the front row? Seig and Luftwan are about to perform the large hardon collider! I hope I don't get smacked in the face by a rouge detached ding dong flying through the air at 99.999% the speed of light again!
by Doinkz! October 19, 2020
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Another stupid parody? Damnit, you need to stop this harbdoggery.
by John Doe November 24, 2003
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Hardout

the act of trying to hard, or putting too much effort into something.Also can be used if some thing is too much or an over load
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Tim: man what a footy game

Bil: yea jonno was going hardout in the last half

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Ash: That test was hardout
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Hardover

When two guys are having sex and the ball slapping is so intense it leaves welts on the recieving ends gooch.
After looking at the marks on his gooch in the mirror, Tim realized that he had his first hardover with Todd.
by Coy Peterson June 11, 2005
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hardoga

verb.

To Hardoga means to enjoy urself. It originates from the japanese celebrity Hard Gay, who seems to enjoy himself whilst performing public stunts. He pronounces his name as "HARD-O-GAY", and since this takes up 8 characters, it cannot fit into an msn emoticon, so the word hardoga is used instead.
natsirt: i'm bored sitruc!
sitruc: alright then, lets hardoga in freezer
natsirt: lets!
by sitruc265 January 9, 2008
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