between a rock and a hard place

describing a situation where you have to make a decision that you don't want to make.

you got me in between a rock and a hard place; alright, i'll let you borrow two grand.

by 5150 December 4, 2004

between a rock and a hard-on

A situation in which you have to choose between your best friend or getting some action.

A: There's this chick and I know she really wants my dick.
B: All right, man!
A: Problem is, she's dating one of my best friends
B: Damn, sounds like you're between a rock and a hard-on.

by Quandries December 16, 2010

Rock and a hard place

Having to choose between two undesirable situations

Some of David Letterman's female employees were caught between a rock and a hard place; They either had to sleep with a cranky and humorless old man or risk getting passed over for promotions by women that were.

by Mr Wilhelm October 8, 2009

stuck between a rock and a hard place

You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't

Either way you are in a mess and big trouble. You just aren't doing to well.

When my wife walked out because I wouldn't help her becuase I thought what she was doing was wrong. She gave me the choice to change my mind and follow her, if I really loved her, or sit at home and never see her again. I was really stuck between a rock and a hard place.

by NikkiMac August 9, 2007

Rock and a hard place.

Deciding on a negative permanent situation or another negative permanent situation.

It's my wife or my girlfriend. Im stuck between a rock and a hard place.

She's stuck between a rock and a hard place. She is taking a hard dick in the ass and a rock in the pussy. Or visa versa. A sexual fantasy position. Also known as Double penetration.
Some dicks are referred to as hard as a rock, some dicks are hard.

by Fireann Steele November 29, 2019

Hard Rocking

Short for "Hard Rock Hotel-ing", hard rocking is when you have a living space all to yourself for an extended amount of time and you know you will be undisturbed, so you are comfortable enough to walk around naked and erect, or "hard as a rock" as if you are alone in a hotel, and masturbate wherever you want, whenever you want. Similar to the known Hard Rock Hotel.

Chad: "Bro, the fam is going away for a week, got the house all to myself!"
Bob: "That's sick, bro! Are you gonna be hard rocking the whole time?"
Chad: "That's disgusting bro, but probably"

by brosephsinsky June 27, 2023

Hard Rocker

A Hard Rocker is someone who generally likes pure Rock music, doesn't care that much about apperances, and has a tendancie to dicriminate against chavs. A Hard Rocker will also generally listen to older bands such as Motorhead, Thin Lizzy, Queen, Guns N' Roses and Aerosmith. They have a taste for the more harder genre in music with bands such as Drowning Pool, Silpknot and Rob Zombie. They also take a liking to newish bands such as Alter Bridge, Creed, The Exies. Hard Rockers are genuinly nice people and are easy to get along with. They dress how they want but mostly in jeans and jackets. They also love the scruffy long haired look

sittin at home with a drink n food watchin there favourite tv programme and listenin to music in the background. Pure Rock Music, showing themselves to be Hard Rockers!

by T.D.R June 22, 2006