rectal haberdashery

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.

You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?

by rm_you November 3, 2005

hameraman

When the cameraman is a ham.

Bobo stole the show as the hameraman in my wedding video.

by HumaneAnimal November 29, 2017

habert

Habert is a great companion and usually loves puzzles. He loves to hide from people.

Habert is a great companion.

by Habert January 7, 2018

Hamper Camper

A panty sniffer. Typically a male but there are wonderful female panty sniffers. A hamper camper is a fervent sniffer of soiled and dirty undergarments. He/she is found digging through clothes hampers in search of an intoxicating fix to their olfactory craving. He/she is also found rummaging through soiled laundry bags and baskets at laundromats and laundry rooms at communal living facilities and usually absconds with their unearthed treasures.

I walked in my room and my brother’s friend had his nose buried in the gusset of a pair of my soiled panties. What a hamper camper.

I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasn’t feeling well that day.

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Muchas gracias. El que no me gusta el fútbol es que no se puede hacer nada para mí que no se ha convertido

Something spanish

I dont know what: Muchas gracias. El que no me gusta el fútbol es que no se puede hacer nada para mí que no se ha convertido.... means

by hi, im a mystery November 5, 2017

hampers domillion

sethys form prechytides

"I wasn't plussed become hampers domillion in jest."

by Frelik August 5, 2004

Hapeing

Originated in the not so distant future amongst a few people. It is clearly a mixture of two words, which are: 'hug' and 'rape'. Therefore to be haped is being hug-raped,another form of being hugged so intensly that it's almost like the person is trying to rape their victim.

A firey hug that involves alot of pysical contact, and two of more people being close...

adrx:(grabs his m8 n hugs her tightly)

m8:bloody ell man dats abit tight for my likin'

adrx:shut up silly im hapeing u! :D

by MooMoo Land May 13, 2004