Chris Hansen

The #1 guy who got fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson

Fleece Johnson: I sees ya Chris hansen, I likes ya and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours

Chris Handsome: well I don’t think you and I will be doing anything any kind of—

Fleece Johnson: Ok I see you choosing the hard way.

Chris Handsome: *gets fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson*

by BigBen2026 October 12, 2023

kai hansen

The most under rated man in metal music...The genius behind Helloween, Gamma Ray, Iron Savior and Gravedigger...some of the best power metal bands ever.

Who is that singing on Walls Of Jericho...Why its Kai Hansen

by Steven January 26, 2005

hanley

to be sexy

that jacket you are wearing is hanley

by saraaaahhhh January 29, 2009

Chris Hansen

Hunter of the Pedobear.
Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator".
Defender of the lolis.

Chris Hansen - "The guy on TV who let YOU have a seat - right over there!"

by Suom Ynona August 25, 2009

O'Hanlon Distance

The O'Hanlon Distance is the distance measured between the midpoint of both mouth and genitila for the purposes of calculating optimal groupings for 69 and other geometric based sex positions.

Nose to nuggets and lips to lips.

The O'Hanlon distance between the basketball player and the midget was sub optimal.

by 3rdfloor January 30, 2014

Helly Hansen

A sportswear brand. Makes you hella handsome

Helly Hansen makes me hella handsome
As they lend a helping hand son
Because honesty and integrity are part of their corporate policy
As I sail the seven seas, Helly Hansen makes it a breeze

by LilDrapesOfficial December 8, 2019

Van Halen

The band to which all rock guitar solos must be compared, and the band of the cosmos in Back to the Future. Just listen to Eruption and you'll see why.

"*Marty inserts tape labelled Van Halen to wake up George McFly*"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005