Paper hands

Those fucking dumbasses who cannot hold the line and die poor

Karen: this stock will fall Monday! I am selling now!
Average Joe: Hooooold! Put down those paper hands!

by Zhu_gu January 29, 2021

jesus handle

The handle above the windows in most cars, so called for the propensity of people to shout "Oh Jesus!" while clutching it in mortal terror at the driver's skill level or sanity.

Also known as an oh shit handle.

My aunt is such a terrible driver. Whenever she drives everyone clings to their jesus handles.

by Ko'rhyan March 26, 2009

Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)

Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Meet up with dudes like Allen or Ed, on Tuesdays in the park, for handshakes with snakes! Satisfaction guaranteed! Never be bothered due to the anonymous nature!

#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered

#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly

#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
self centered
handshakes with snakes
puts the lotion on the skin

by HotDawg Hallway June 15, 2016

National hold hands day

On April 13th, it is a day where anyone can hold hands with whomever they would like.

Hey, today is national hold hands day

by WhiteChocolate4820 May 25, 2018

Trumpet Handshake

The secret handshake of all trumpet players, used only between trumpet players, and is a reflection of their massive (yet utterly deserved) ego. Physically the same as a standard handshake, firm, and always confidently looking the other person in the eye, the initiating party states, "Hi. I'm better than you."

P1: *walks up to 2nd trumpet"
P2: *Initiates Trumpet Handshake* Hi. I'm better than you.

by LeadTrumpet April 21, 2012

Handshakes with Snakes

Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)

Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered

#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly

#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
selfie centered
handshakes with snakes
#hsws
#handshakeswithfakes
#nlfakes
#hipsterflakes
#crunchyswing
#judgingyou

Secretly, Chris likes handshakes with snakes because it's a nice way to bond with his friends, who enjoy secret handjobs.

#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered

#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly

#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
selfie centered
handshakes with snakes
#hsws
#handshakeswithfakes
#nlfakes
#hipsterflakes
#crunchyswing
#judgingyou

by HotDawg Hallway June 16, 2016

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012