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Brown-eyed Snake Charmer 

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.
Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

snake charmer

(n) A man or woman who has substantial experience in working another person's penis
I've been licking dicks for over a decade now, I'm a snake charmer.
snake charmer by J-Ru September 15, 2003

snake charmer

One who can seduce even a highly resistant member of the opposite sex.
John is such a snake charmer that he had eternal-virgin Jane's pants off in seconds.
snake charmer by Anonymous March 26, 2005

snakecharge 

Removing someone's electronic device from the charger in order to charge your own device. Usually, without telling them.
"Hey why isn't my phone charged?" "Sorry bro, I snakecharged you and forgot to put your phone back on afterwards."
snakecharge by kbor November 17, 2011

Milwaukee Snake Charmer 

The process of a man's partner inserting a gummy worm into the urethra of his erect penis. Once fully inserted the partner performs oral sex until the man reaches climax, thus ejecting the gummy worm and seamen into the partners mouth.

Also known as "The Cummy Worm" in some parts of Canada.
Brenda gave me a Milwaukee snake charmer last night. It hurt at first but Brenda seems to love it.

Snake Charmer

The act of rocking back and fourth on the toilet in order to coax a painful stubborn poop out of your butt. You may also wrap a towel around your head and mime a flute in order to get the poop cobra to come out.
Man, after sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes I had to perform a Snake Charmer to get that poop out of there.
Snake Charmer by wolfgangkurt March 15, 2011