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pink fuzzy handcuffs

an apprehending device used to "lock up that nasty fat wet noodle boy" and is most likely accompanied by a whip to "whip da fuck outa any sexy pineapple, tipsy girl, puppy, or bubbles you can".
dude i totally pink fuzzy handcuffs that mash game!

i used pink fuzzy handcuffs last night
by grannysmithdeath January 22, 2009
mugGet the pink fuzzy handcuffsmug.

White Man's Handcuffs

The dance move performed by an ackward white man, or rhythmically challenged man of color, wherein the man bends his arms at the elbows, and while holding them chest-high, gyrates uncomfortably all the while keeping his wrists no more than four inches apart, thereby making him appear rigiid and preventing his body from responding to the natural rythm of the music
For White Man's Handcuffs see any wedding, Bar Mitzvah or Confirmation party video of uncomfortable white men dancing.
by thesmallC September 28, 2011
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Fluffy Pink Handcuffs

The one thing you can't have kinky sex without!
These are the fluffiest and pinkiest fluffy pink handcuffs I've ever used for kinky sex! This is the best Kinky Sex I HAVE EVER HAD!
by Jorje Neemen February 24, 2011
mugGet the Fluffy Pink Handcuffsmug.

pink fluffy handcuffs

Pink Fluffy Handcuffs are handcuffs that are pink and fluffy
WOW! I love your pink fluffy handcuffs!
by 357TVT February 5, 2017
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Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

Expression that means that one is getting continually screwed/raped/ass-raped, figuratively.
Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!
by Nick D March 10, 2003
mugGet the Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!mug.

Handcuff Dookie Challenge

A challenge where one handcuffs themselves to the bed and swallows the key, they then have to stay there until they dookie it out and unlock themselves
It took me 33 hours to complete the Handcuff Dookie Challenge
by ItAintObeeezy May 26, 2025
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diversity handcuffs

When in a diverse group and a formal setting, the phenomenon of being tongue-tied or experiencing mental gymnastics trying to take into account the diversity of viewpoints, personalities, and individual sensitivities.
I looked into the audience and got diversity handcuffs — I didn’t want to risk any off-the-cuff remarks that might be taken the wrong way.
by ze3l January 10, 2019
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