an apprehending device used to "lock up that nasty fat wet noodle boy" and is most likely accompanied by a whip to "whip da fuck outa any sexy pineapple, tipsy girl, puppy, or bubbles you can".
by grannysmithdeath January 22, 2009
Get the pink fuzzy handcuffsmug. The dance move performed by an ackward white man, or rhythmically challenged man of color, wherein the man bends his arms at the elbows, and while holding them chest-high, gyrates uncomfortably all the while keeping his wrists no more than four inches apart, thereby making him appear rigiid and preventing his body from responding to the natural rythm of the music
For White Man's Handcuffs see any wedding, Bar Mitzvah or Confirmation party video of uncomfortable white men dancing.
by thesmallC September 28, 2011
Get the White Man's Handcuffsmug. These are the fluffiest and pinkiest fluffy pink handcuffs I've ever used for kinky sex! This is the best Kinky Sex I HAVE EVER HAD!
by Jorje Neemen February 24, 2011
Get the Fluffy Pink Handcuffsmug. by 357TVT February 5, 2017
Get the pink fluffy handcuffsmug. Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!
by Nick D March 10, 2003
Get the Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!mug. A challenge where one handcuffs themselves to the bed and swallows the key, they then have to stay there until they dookie it out and unlock themselves
by ItAintObeeezy May 26, 2025
Get the Handcuff Dookie Challengemug. When in a diverse group and a formal setting, the phenomenon of being tongue-tied or experiencing mental gymnastics trying to take into account the diversity of viewpoints, personalities, and individual sensitivities.
I looked into the audience and got diversity handcuffs — I didn’t want to risk any off-the-cuff remarks that might be taken the wrong way.
by ze3l January 10, 2019
Get the diversity handcuffsmug.