Hammered Beef

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.

We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

NyQuil Hammered

A NyQuil induced state of drowsiness.

That guy was so NyQuil hammered, he fell out his 2nd story window.

by meow!456 October 3, 2011

hammered

someone who has gotten themselves completely drunk

'people who get hammered won't be able to nail'

by .lanky_bec. May 6, 2006

sledge-hammered

(adj.) to be very hammered or incredibly drunk

After performing a 3 minute keg stand, Frankie was sledge-hammered.

by hailbop May 16, 2006

Fresca hammered

Phrase used in polite conversation referring to an intense acid trip. Fresca is a grapefruit-flavored diet soda that was first introduced in the United States in 1966, the same year that LSD was declared illegal. It is rumored that grapefruit may intensify a trip.

Man, I was Fresca hammered last night.
Yeah I was totally Fresca shit-faced.
Dude, 16 hours after dropping and I'm still Fresca tipsy.

by coastal10 November 9, 2010

shit hammered through a small hole

To look or feel terrible, as would shit when forcibly extruded through a tiny hole.

A general expression of utter terribleness.

"Man you look hungover!"
"Yeah, I feel like shit hammered through a small hole"

by Miketar January 17, 2008

hammered

Another definition to this widely used term referring to the act of getting bludgeoned (possibly to death) with the tool known as a hammer.

"I got hammered at Home Depot last night."

by mlvd742 January 13, 2010