hamlet

Emo kid who whines a lot and treats his girlfriend Ophelia like trash. Also apparently 30.
by kayslays21 November 08, 2019
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Hamlet

Used to describe a ham omelet that is so good it takes you back to the Elizabethan Era.
My dawg, I made you a hamlet this morning!”
“Oh shoot, it’s not poisoned or gonna make me lose my sanity right?”
“Haha, nah. It’s just got some straight up deloish ham in it.”
“Ah tight, thanks dawg!”
by Tru Son of Cronus July 04, 2019
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Put a Hamlet in your Drink

To poision someone. Probably mostly used as a Boomer joke
Bro 1: Yo bro pay attention that guy put a Hamlet in your drink
Bro 2: Sick man i hope its the good shit
Bro 1: yeet
by Jakksto November 12, 2019
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Holiday Hamlet

An illness where one is in state of being like Hamlet around Christmas time. Common symptoms of Holiday Hamlet include going insane, accidentally killing an old guy with a cane, or killing your uncle aka father. One easy way to spot someone with a case of Holiday Hamlet is if they are incessantly spouting the "To be or not to be" monologue
"To be or not to be" said Chloe.
Tanir responded to her, "You must have Holiday Hamlet! Quick, we need to go to the hospital."
by Gummy Worm Enthusiast December 11, 2021
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Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.
Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"
by Ginger beard November 30, 2013
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Hamlet Railroad

Hamlet, incorporated on February 9, 1897, has always been a railroad town with five spurs radiating from the town to Richmond, Wilmington
Hamlet Railroad Radio: I want everyone to know that Hamlet maybe another small town with nothing going on, but the rail traffic is large and in charge!
by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010
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december hamlet

a tall brown skin big booty girl who usually doesn't like to be the topic of discussion. she has many friends but never lets anyone get too close. her nonchalant ways attract many boys and she can be very indecisive. she is funny and outgoing but also very shy. her best friend is usually the opposite of her but their differences are what keep them around each other!
dang girl! your name must be December Hamlet

have y'all seen the new girl? she's such a December Hamlet
by Kuwalabear97 January 21, 2014
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