Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk Van Halen, bornin Amsterdam, Holland. Brother of Alex Van Halen, started band Van Halen, and is depicted with his red white and black striped "Frankenstrat" guitar, and amazing riffs, especially "Eruption." He fought toungue/lip cancer, and is being called a racist for calling former rhythm guitarist for Nirvana, Pat Smear, a "dirty mexican."

"Man! Eddie Van Halen can really burn the axe!"

by Burning Zeppelin September 16, 2005

Hale

Also known as the Persuader, he can persuade even Warren Buffet to give him a small loan of a million dollars and never pay him back. Enhanced interrogation techniques must be used if you’re ever going to get your money back. Desperately tries chasing after popularity by doing things he thinks are “cool,” like drinking. Destined to be a tax evader and have multiple government agencies on his ass.

Dude: Loan’s due. You got the cash?
Hale: I’ll get it to you tomorrow bro
Tomorrow
Dude: You know what I want.
Hale: Shit my bad maybe next week

A year later
Dude:Bruh give me my money already
Hale: What money now?

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 5, 2020

Halee

Halee is the sexiest name ever, they are very helpful, cute, and have a very kind heart.

Halee went to the market and bought some oranges.

by Morseha15 June 6, 2018

Van Halen

Van Halen is one of the greatest rock bands of all time. The main line-up consisted of Eddie and Alex Van Halen on guitar and drums and Michael Anthony on bass. They started out with David Lee Roth as singer then Sammy Hagar, then Gary Cherone, Hagar again and now back to Roth. Anthony left and Eddie's son Wolfgang Van Halen is the bassist. They have had a lot of great songs like Jump, Hot for Teacher, When It's Love, Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love, Right Now, Dance the Night Away, and of course the greatest solo of alltime, ERUPTION! There are many people who think that when Hagar replaced Roth that they became terrible and that "Van Hagar" was never as good as the Roth years. I say suck it. Both singers were really good. They brought the band to places they wouldn't be before. Hagar gave them four #1 albums. Don't say he's not good. I personally like Roth better but they were both great. Besides, would you rather have had the 10 years with Hagar or 10 years with Gary Cherone? Didn't think so.

VH fan 1: Hey what's your favorites song by Van Halen?
VH fan 2: Mine favorites are When It's Love and Dreams.
VH fan 1: That's cool. I'm more of a Roth guy, so mine are Panama and Mean Street.
VH fan 2: They're good songs.
Chip, the retarded Vh fan: Hey guys.
VH fan 2: Hey Chip
Chip: My favorite song is Fire in the Hole with Gary Cherone.
VH fan 1: Shut up Chip.

by fatjamarcus November 3, 2010

Eddie Van Halen

Possibly the greatest guitarist ever.He could make the guitar sing.

Eruption. Hot for Teacher. Runnin with the devil. Jump. Panama.

by Iron Man August 4, 2003

Hale

A very atrractive person, with a good taste in music. She loves jokes and funny things, she can make every boy fall in love with her. She is cute, awesome and fabulous.

Hale is the most fabulous.

by i am mrs. hood April 10, 2015

halen

is very caring, understanding and has a big heart for everyone, he can always make you laugh. Likes to have long conversations and really gets the meaning of life. he is truly one in a million. He is a great person to be around at any given time. Is very picky with certain foods but he mans it up. He's extremely lovable! he loves excitement and will try anything at least once. Really knows how to love his woman and treat her like a queen. He's extremely smart and handsome. He really knows how to have a great time. Basically he's the type of guy you would want to spend the rest of your life with. :)

"Woman1" who's that guy?
"woman2" i don't know but i hope he's not taken!
"woman1" he looks like he's a halen

by :P333 November 7, 2011