She-Hal

To know of its meaning is to have felt its wrath.

"She-Hal! She-Hal!"

by U.S. Census Board April 24, 2003

Shallow Hal Syndrome

Referring to a male who is into a fat, ugly, hit up chick. They truly see the "inner beauty". See the movie to understand better.

"I think he has Shallow Hal syndrome!"

by TotZ July 29, 2005

shallow hal

Derived from the movie "Shallow Hal". A label given to one who consistently overestimates the attractiveness of other people.

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is smokin'"
Guy 2: "Did you see the buck teeth on that bitch?
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up shallow hal"

by bohits January 27, 2004

Dirty Hal

To finish on a man's beard.

I pulled a Dirty Hal last night, I pulled out and shot my load all over his beard.

by Lstanfo1509 April 27, 2020

the Hal Sutton

a large visible sweat stain encompassing the majority of the chest and/or back.

Look at the Hal Sutton that guy is sporting.

by UF2931 September 14, 2009

LPMB Hal

The self proclaimed king of the Linkin Park Message Board forum the Barracks. He has been described as a troll, a comedian, a revolutionary, and an asshole in general.

His shenanigans have gotten him banned more times than can be counted and he keeps coming back to both torture and amuse the masses.

He can be identified by his ridiculously complex vocab word of a screen name and posts that mock other users. Other notable characteristics include other users that follow him around from thread to thread either as enemies or idolaters.

Beware, you must exhibit impecable spelling and possess wit to escape his wrath.

Newbie: "Who is Hal?"

Mod: "Don't worry about it, just stay out of his way and you will be fine."

by ViciousKitsune April 1, 2004

kevin hal

a guy that has long ass fingernails, always wears the same t-shirt everyday, smells like expired milk, has nappy ass hair and no hairline what so ever. Also defined as "homeless lookin ass"

"ewwww, whats that smell? " "kevin" kevin hal

by HOUS WIN March 23, 2016