A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.
by JackSimmons6754 December 30, 2011
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When ppl that do certain jobs take constant shortcuts instead of doing their jobs to best of their abilities are Hacks, and ppl who don't and won't do their jobs without a fight are known as your typical Loser.
When ppl that do certain jobs take constant shortcuts instead of doing their jobs to best of their abilities are Hacks, and ppl who don't and won't do their jobs without a fight are known as your typical Loser.
Bro: "Man, I just downloaded this new app on my console and it crashes every fukn time I try to use it. It's so bad that my console started to crash as well. Swear, some of these Dev's are a bunch of HAL's. I wish more of them gave a shit about the work they put out"
Bro two:"Man, I hear ya on that one!"
Bro two:"Man, I hear ya on that one!"
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Bill: Dude, are you really takin' that gal hal to formal?
Bob: No way man, she reminds me of Chewbacca
Bob: No way man, she reminds me of Chewbacca
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Thank you for being my Hal.
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