Gunch

The mixing of boxed wine (goon) and punch to the holy beverage!

Hey Greg heard you where making gunch tonight may I partake.

by The gunch goblin April 1, 2022

Gunch

The effects of Gunch include:
- Unusual sounds.

- Large quantities of sand.

- G.

- Feelings of ow.

- Immediate diarrhea.

If you have experienced any of these symptoms I am afraid it is too late.

You’ve been gunched.

Yo dude, that chick is a fuckin’ gunch, fuck ‘er; let’s go grab some hookers, son!
Yeah man, fuck that cunt! Let’s go get some poontang, my nig!!!

by Ferbson the 1st. November 19, 2020

Gunch

A proudly, and often vocal, bisexual individual that has only ever experienced heterosexual relations.

The only people I see post about Bi Visibility are they/them gunches.

by Throat King October 10, 2023

Gunching

The act of performing oral sex, but instead of it being to the vagina or penis, it is to the taint, otherwise known as the gooch, of the recipient. The beauty of it is it can be done to anyone by anyone!

"Man I was eating this girl out but she wanted to me to start gunching her. Apparently it feels really good, maybe next time I'll ask her to gunch me."

by soggy cloggy haver May 11, 2023

Gunch

A group of youngsters who have a ton of rizz and win every golf tournament they have ever played in

damn look at gunch over there. They have so much Rizz!

by barackobama46 May 16, 2022