Gruetzmacher

So it's pretty much the best last name ever.
If you have it you're an AMAZING person.
If you're NOT a Gruetzmacher your jealous of them and want to be one.

Gruetzmachers love, have fun, and are hilarious. <3

I like that girl, she's defiantely a Gruetzmacher.

by That one Balla June 26, 2008

Grusty

A state of being that occurs most typically in college students, or anyone with bad time management skills. The defining characteristic is a lack of time for shaving and/or bathing due to homework tasks to be completed during an all nighter, creating a grizzle on the face, and a proverbial crust.

Dude, I waited til last night to do that 15 page research essay. I was up all night and I'm hella Grusty right now.

by Joeman16 November 9, 2009

grunt candy

Grunt Candy is a slang term originating in the United States Marine Corps, whose enlisted soldiers are often known as grunts. Normally, it refers to 800mg Ibuprofen (Motrin), a prescription strength painkiller, fever reducer and anti-inflammatory in the class known as NSAIDS. It is extremely effective in reducing inflammation and relieving pain from strains and soft tissue injuries and muscle soreness common in military life. Military dispensaries are well known for giving out this drug as a treatment for almost any ailment in much the same way that they gave out APC's in the 1960's and 1970's. Its given out so commonly service men and women joke that it can re-grow severed limbs and knit broken bones. Soldiers and sailors often know it as Vitamin-M and Airmen know it as "The Air Force Wonder Drug"

Private Danforth had some grunt candy in his pocket and I had a major headache so I asked for some

by PrivateR.Miller August 21, 2015

Gruntilda

The evil witch from Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie. Tries to kidnap Banjo's younger sister in Banjo Kazooie, and when foiled, comes back for revenge in Banjo Tooie.

"Run away! Gruntilda is coming baaaack!"

by alexanspaugh July 5, 2005

gristle

the clitoris

Bitch come here,I wanna gnaw on yo gristle.

by Anonymous November 15, 2002

gruntler

One who gruntles others, thus making them not disgruntled. A bringer of happiness.

My wife is a real gruntler.

by Guy Morton January 16, 2004

Grunt Sculpture

Another way of saying feces

Man, after all that Mexican food, I fashioned quite a grunt sculpture.

by Turdd September 5, 2007