grimsby salad

the dried remains of a previous nights anal passion on the body. I.E. dried faeces, blood and other bodily remains.

'I woke up to find a grimsby salad in my calvins'

by Chris-Piano December 22, 2004

1008 grams

A kilo plus 8 grams?Probably what a kilo weights rapped up with celfane idk

1008 grams- My dog hit me with a brick wrapped up thick, I threw it on the clock it was 1000 grams, he be weighing in the wrap, still owes me a quarter.

by Kilo97 June 22, 2016

Grubstep

The grimeyest and most grubby of all the dubstep...

Skanking so hard you burn through the soles of your shoes..
Here's for you when it comes to grubstep

by Akec July 8, 2012

grumble-gasp

The sound made after realizing you just royally screwed something up. An "awww shit" vocalization with out using any real words. An exasperated inhale followed by moan/growl exhale.

When John made that wrong turn onto a one-way street you should have heard his grumble-gasp.

by Pletchdog March 1, 2013

Tummy Grumbles

A word the new girl uses to describe her hunger during a presentation.

“Girl this water helps with my tummy grumbles!”

by Pax stax cashx February 19, 2019

grimsby

A town in North East Lincolnshire. Does NOT smell of fish in the slightest, although don't go near the fishing docks without a gas mask.

Infested with chavs, also full of attention-seeking fucking emos.

The town is split up into main 'estates', there's usually fights between the estates, which people usually don't turn up to, as most fights are all mouth and headlocks.

Dickhead #1: I iz frm nunsthorpe n i wil kik da shit out ov u
Dickhead #2: ye rite m8, i iz from yarborough n i wil kik da shit out ov u
Normal Person: Fucking morons, i can't wait until i get out of shitty grimsby.

by Kyle Frith November 19, 2006

Grumblecakes

Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecakes.And those people go to prison.Just ask The Cheat

I'll give you half a grumblecake if you say something smart.

by Hompsar February 18, 2004