define girlfriends

when youre a closet gay but someone asks if you have a girlfriend.

person 1: "so do you have a girlfriend?"
person 2: "define girlfriends"

by raadlaad34 April 15, 2017

Text Girlfriend

An ex-girlfriend who you still text, inadvertently (or advertently) making your current girlfriend jealous.

"Who are you texting?"

"No one!"

(you were texting your text girlfriend)

by Joeyroguen December 31, 2008

grief poaching

Glomming on to the death of someone, usually a celebrity on celebrity crime, in order to capture some of the spotlight by feigning interest in someone's death or misfortune. This term was invented by Linkin Park's Mike Shinoda's wife.

So many people talking about Michael Jackson's death are just grief poaching.

by TheRenner July 13, 2015

Girlfriend

A female who means the world to you. Someone who you love, would die for, and would do anything just so they could smile. If she is feeling sad, so will you. Vice versa if she's happy. You must treat this person right, respectfully with allot of love and care.

I cannot wait till I can see my girlfriend this weekend!

by Superjj9930 May 6, 2015

Kiss your girlfriend day

Kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend day

October 25 is national kiss your girlfriend day !

by Josh Rivera October 24, 2019

grief bang

Mostly meaningless sex used to cope with the loss of a relationship. A term possibly first created by the writers of Archer.

Wendella grief banged her way into the New Year.

by wbloo December 31, 2013

girlfriend button

The button on the controller of an xbox or PS2 you have to press to pause the game when your girlfriend wants to talk.

She said "We need to talk..." So I pressed the girlfriend button to pause my Madden game.

by xbox_gamer January 2, 2007