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Stewie Griffon

spelt G-R-I-F-F-I-N....nt griffon...duuuh

youngest member of the Griffin family, with the one goal - world domination and killing his mother lois - most of the time they don't work.

(sorry the nxt bit is so long, i lke stewie and know a few quotes!!!)
"Ok, ok. I've got it, I've got it. If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer. You'd need an egg calendar. Oh, that's right. I went there."

"I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.""

Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. ------
Stewie: Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!
by Ali August 21, 2004
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Griffined

To bail on your friends, and leave them talking to that one babbling asshole no one wants to be around.
Man I can’t believe y’all left me with that mother fucker.

Haha man you got griffined.
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Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin = 2nd best Homer
Hey Peter Griffin, who is 2nd best Homer
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Hollie Le Griffon

Beautiful girl with a big bum
Hollie is crazy smart and so funny. You know she will bash anyone who talks smack about you so if you find yourself a Hollie Le Griffon then don't let her go! She is an awesome kisser and great in bed ;)
Wow Hollie Le Griffon you were amazing!
by flaffil February 24, 2022
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Gay Peter Griffin

Someone who has a double chin and is gay
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chris griffin

A character of family guy. Peter and Lois's 13 year old son(14 in the fourth season.) He is a blonde and dumb just like Peter.
He should star in episodes more often.
by Perry C. November 3, 2006
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Griffin

An amazing person of who is the best person in the world. He may not think it, but he's awesome.
Griffin is not simply used in a sentence
by crazyfuckinglove May 25, 2016
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