Vietnam Greeting

The act of shaking another's hand with your own piss/liquid covered hand.

Yeah I just walked out of the bathroom and gave Jeff the Vietnam Greeting.

by Charlie Fagbag October 2, 2018

glexting

Sending a text message to fellow viewers of the TV show Glee, about what is going on in the current episode.

Jillian: what are you doing?
Jane: I'm glexting Sally.
Jillian: What did she think of Kurt's song?
Jane: She thought it was great!

by lol092 May 21, 2010

gear-shift greeting

A playful alternative to shaking hands, this hearty/jovial "hello" gesture entails grabbing yer friend's toes in each hand and yanking his feet back and forth like transmission-levers.

I love giving gear-shift greetings to pretty girls whom I meet; not only does it elicit delighted/amused giggle-fits outta dem, but it also usually makes dem comfy wif having me handle their cute tootsies, and so they generally are then okay wif letting me give dem foot-rubz. as well.

by QuacksO March 27, 2019

American greeting

When you come home so drunk, you shit in the sink and don't remember. It's always a surprise the next morning!

Fuck! I left myself an American greeting!

by T E H March 27, 2008

gexting

excessive texting at the expense of others who often are left to stand around awkwardly waiting for the person to finish their "gexting"

Joe was "gexting" right in the middle of our game of pong.

by Tyronneus Black April 22, 2008

Greeting Tag

The act of tagging someone on an image based greeting card on Facebook.

Mostly known on social networking platforms like Facebook which allows a user to tag himself or others in an image.

Someone greeting tagged me.

by afahad September 7, 2010

Gexting

Texting with animated gifs when words can't encompass what you really want to say. You send the appropriate animated gif that says it all.

-I texted the wrong number and got the most hilarious gext back!
-I'm gexting the most obnoxious gifs right now.

by EB1955 July 8, 2014