greenades 

A gumball that contains marijuana or any form of THC. These gumballs are usually labeled greenades, and in a wrapper that sometimes includes directions for use. These gumballs are known to contain as much as a gram of marijuana. They are growing in popularity among highschool students.

You know anyone slingin greenades?

greenades by D Elk December 19, 2006

Greenlake 

A fabulous neighborhood in Seattle with a great environment and a famed basketball court. Also, a drink created my Ben Davis using 5 part green powerade and 1 part vodka.

"Hey, let's go to Greenlake, it's such a great area" or "Gimme another Greenlake, dem things are so good!"

Greenlake by Ben Davis October 5, 2005

Greenwald Projection Principle 

Corollary of Godwin's Law; applies when, during the course of a disagreement, an individual or group is wrongfully accused of homophobia, toxic behavior, and/or anti-semitism by "journalist" Glenn Greenwald*; usually employed as an attempt to distract from any unpleasant but completely factual statements made by the accused referencing Greenwald. In all cases, Glenn's exercise of the principle means he has conceded the argument to the accused, since he is simply projecting his own flaws on to his interlocutor.

*While the GPP is primarily a personal tool of Greenwald's, it may be used by his supporters and/or sock puppet social media accounts. Women, especially BIPOC women, are the most frequent target.

Does not apply if the accusation is accurate. The GPP does not provide cover for bigots.

I simply pointed out how often he appears on Tucker Carlson's show, and Glenn immediately hit me with the Greenwald Projection Principle; I won the argument two sentences into it!

Greenwald Projection Principle by CrookedZebra May 3, 2021

greenbanisters 

the coolest lana stan on tiktok, the second you become mutuals with greenbanisters you get clear skin, a free pass to heaven, good grades, and a hot boyfriend. and that’s because greenbanisters is so great. if lana del rey didn’t exist lana stans would have to worship greenbanisters instead because that’s just how iconic they are

YO GREENBANISTERS JUST FOLLOWED ME ON TIKTOK!
DUDE FR?

OMG IM FRIENDS WITH A FAMOUS PERSON

greenbanisters by ted bundys long lost cousin September 6, 2021

greenwald 

To misrepresent a more intelligent person's superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism.

That mofo greenwald'd me.

greenwald by Snoochems April 23, 2016

greengard50

The coolest person you can ever meet

I'm horny, I looked at greengard50's nudes

greengard50 by Dannyisgodx3 October 19, 2008

greenwald 

misrepresent a more intelligent person’s superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism

“Jessica now realised her argument was obsolete, there was nothing left for her to do but greenwald her opponent on twitter "

greenwald by Robert Trevers April 9, 2016