Graco

She is the empress of all disabled little jellyfish. Did you ever wonder why jellyfish look like plastic bags it’s because graco ripped out their insides and left them to die. She also comes in green. Jellyfish sold separately.

She is called graco

by Jemimany kew April 16, 2020

granola guys

the type of guys that wear patagonia, columbia, and north face that go on weekend hikes and camping trips. the kind that looks like they will bust out a nature valley granola bar out of nowhere.

girl: “oh yeah, i’m into skaters. hey, what’s your type?”
her: “oh, i really like granola guys. like that guy over there.”
girl: “yeah he gives off a granola vibe”

by poopypoopymonster August 2, 2021

lipstick granola

A girl who is a subaru-driving earth-loving granola environmentalist, but who appears normal and lacks the foul odor and excess body hair of the typical granola.

"Man that girl was hot! And an environmentalist!"
"You sir, just had an encounter with the elusive lipstick granola!"

by Pedro et Raoul October 27, 2011

dirty gralon

When a man seduces you and proceeds to elongated a Baloon in his throat whilst you slowly get hard.

Calvin: I hate Meagan, she is training to be a clown and constantly pulls dirty gralons, it's exhausting down there.

*Door smacks open*

Meagan: who's ready for some balloon tricks!

Calvin: Nooo!

by Scalper... March 19, 2022

Crunchy Granola

Noun. A person who is lives in a healthy, green, vegetarian way. This person often supports Greenpeace and other such environmental and anti-war groups.

Aislin is a crunchy granola, and I think she was awesome at the anti-war ralley today!

by Kag September 11, 2006

grano

1.-Some people call the Seeds as "Granos" in spanish.
2.-Most in Dominican Republic urbans calls "Granos" to Testicles (male balls).

1.- "Granos de Habichuelas" is like "Beans seed" or "Corns Seed".
2.- "Que grano tu tiene!!!" is like say "What a balls you have men!!!"
2.2.- "te voy a dar una pata en un grano!" is like saying "I'll kick your balls"

by kokodrilito October 4, 2006

Granola

A hippy, minus the sex, drugs and rock & roll .
(fun stuff)

Hippy - fun = granola

by Al Kykyoraz September 20, 2013