Gort

Gort, a common capybara name

Gort has several counts of murder

by Ji9sw August 16, 2022

Spencer Gort

1) one who excessive exaggerates one up situations
2) That Guy

Me- I drank twenty beers that most I've ever drank in my life.
Him- NO NO, I drank a thirty of key and twenty shots... NO Problem (that guy)
Me- Dude you totally Spencer Gort'd Me!!!

by Spencer Gort December 4, 2009

Gort

The act of torture involving the goat mammalian species.

Him: you ever hear of goat torture?
Her: gort.

by Gortchorter December 3, 2021

Gort n' Gop

When you sever the left big toe and the right pinky toe of a individual who you strongly dislike, and surgically reattaching them to the opposite side. Also a dish best served with a chocolate drizzle.

Becky is so rude! I'm gonna give her the ole gort n' gop.
I'm hungry, I think I want a gort n' gop

by sodagutshat May 1, 2024