Golfers Condom

The act of wearing two condoms at the same time for protection in case you get a hole in one

I was with this girl and she was so easy, I wore a golfers condom just to be safe!

by Scottie Dawg June 17, 2016

gorfen orphan

Typical an Orphan child. Who eats an unreal amount of food or shit if they're fucked up in a matter of seconds.

I feel so bad for that gorfen orphan, he looks disgusting.

by SnorF mY GorF July 30, 2017

gooferdog

When you’re new boot goofin all the time. Big personality, big goofin.

Caroline is always a gooferdog. You should see her when she gets a new candle.

by soccershrub January 5, 2021

Terrible Golfer

A bad golfer. Said person can be a good guy, or a great businessman, but is terrible at golf.

That guy over there, he is a great guy, but a terrible golfer

by Jeffery Hart August 22, 2011

Contra-Golfer

Someone who does not enjoy watching or participate in the sport of golf.

Unlike the rest of his friends Bob is more of a Contra-Golfer

by Dan the man of the moon September 24, 2012

cock gorger

someone who gorges and overdose on horrendous amounts of cock and/or penis/dick.

Emma is a major cock gorger.

by muffstalker January 22, 2011

gorger

A person who lives in an house

You gorger better watch your back

by Amy October 27, 2003