person 1: Zachary Gary Goldberg stop pinching
Zachary Gary Goldberg: no I like men
person 1: small
Zachary Gary Goldberg:.... *crys*
Zachary Gary Goldberg: no I like men
person 1: small
Zachary Gary Goldberg:.... *crys*
by Pootoshj May 2, 2022

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
by crispindry July 19, 2009

by GamerDeezNutz November 4, 2021

A loving kind hearted kid, that loves every single person no matter who they are. He only wears black and grey hoodies with Nike athletic shorts. He has lots of weird friends.
by Derek Harel September 25, 2023

Joe Goldberg is a fictional character from the show "you" which is based off of a book series written by the author Caroline kepnes
The show currently has four seasons
Joe Goldberg is a stalker a creepy one at that, when we first meet him in the show he proves this immediately and is clearly creepy, some might say the mayor of creep ville. An obsessed hypocrite at heart, delusional too.
The show currently has four seasons
Joe Goldberg is a stalker a creepy one at that, when we first meet him in the show he proves this immediately and is clearly creepy, some might say the mayor of creep ville. An obsessed hypocrite at heart, delusional too.
by HantaSerotonin June 10, 2024

Named after the character, Joe Goldberg from the Netflix show ‘You’, goldberging refers to somebody who is acting in a stalkerish/extremely obsessive manner about someone.
Dan: “Dude, were you just stalking your ex on insta?”
Matt: “Nah, nah, just having a quick check y’know.”
Dan: “ Damn, you’re really goldberging out right now.”
Matt: “Nah, nah, just having a quick check y’know.”
Dan: “ Damn, you’re really goldberging out right now.”
by thunkedit January 30, 2024

by mm223 November 9, 2017
