Goldberg 

To goldberg is to get fucked in the ass by a dinosaur and panda at the same time both in the ass and vagina. This is very common in the Land Before Time, a valley full of kronosaurs and Giant Panda bears. Most of the time, goldbergs are enacted on males with the first name of james and the last name of goldberg

"I can't sit because i got goldberged by dinokron and panda bear"
"That kid adam li just golberged me omg"
"HAHAHA he's walking funny because he got goldberged"

Goldberg by estack April 4, 2009

Goldberg Effect 

A chain reaction intentionally rigged to accomplish a task; inspired by Rube Goldberg (1883-1970)

My coffee maker doesn't have a timer, so I use the Goldberg Effect starting with the alarm clock ringing in my room, then BING! BOOM! BAM! The last rig flips the switch on my coffee maker.

Goldberg Effect by J t 500 January 3, 2009

Goldberg 

An old woman who teaches mathematics and enjoys the following: cutting her own hair, Asians, bees, Euclid, Asians, straight edge and oh did i mention Asians?

Goldberg: alright kiddos, get your straight edges out

Marisa: But I don't have one

G-berg: STRAIGHT EDGE IS WHERE ITS AT iwasinthePeaceCoreahhhhhAsiansahhhhh!

Goldberg by Sensational_Shirley January 17, 2009

goldberger 

The commonly used nickname of any mornonic poker player who goes on tilt when he gets bad beats against donkeys who do stupid things such as calling down his flush on the flop with low pair to catch runner runner full house.

Damn, look at how quickly he lost his chips after that fish sucked out on him! What a goldberger.

goldberger by Juan Montalvo February 9, 2006

Goldberg 

Someone who acts like Steve Jobs with out the talent, ability or Experience.

This company is going to fail because the CEO is a total Goldberg

Goldberg by fakeNameDropper August 29, 2016

Tea Whoopi-Goldberg

Tea, Black Nun

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"

Tea Whoopi-Goldberg by crispindry July 19, 2009

Goldberg 

Worst professional wrestler of all time. Commonly referenced as Goldturd, and talentless waste of space.

We'll never see the day that Goldberg has a decent match.

Goldberg by Suplexcitybitch September 12, 2017