gofford

1.The coolest person in the world,
2.Maybe second coolest compared to God.
3.Goffords's are rarely seen in the rural communities around the world, the only place gofford's are found are in urban areas.

1. look theres a gofford
2. you're so gofford.

by gofford November 19, 2004

Frisbee Golfer

This is a slang term used to describe potheads wandering around Forrest preserves throwing Frisbees at each other pretending it is some type of organized sporting competition.

The new kid at work is sloppy and has trouble remembering things, I think he's a frisbee golfer.

by Meanie Meg April 24, 2009

Golfer's elbow

Similar to Tennis Elbow but occurs on the inside of the elbow as opposed to the outside. It is a form of tendinitis caused by putting too much stress on the elbow. It is caused when old people are over-stimulated watching balls being repetitively driven home into small holes in a climax of excitement (Golf of course), the stimulation causes older people to shake their hands too vigorously at the TV which combined with weak tendons from old age is very dangerous. The safest way to avoid risk to family members is to not let your grandparents watch stimulating sports such as golf.

1- Dave: "Did you hear about Johnny's gramps? Apparently he's in hospital with Golfer's Elbow"

Alex: "Curse you Tiger Woods, another falls victim to your inability to control your balls"

2- James: "My sister was working as a paramedic at the WGC... she says she's never seen so many cases of Golfers Elbow in her life, there were old people moaning in pain everywhere, she didn't know if she'd have to start putting them down"

by IdontTHINKthatsRIGHT November 6, 2013

Golfers Condom

The act of wearing two condoms at the same time for protection in case you get a hole in one

I was with this girl and she was so easy, I wore a golfers condom just to be safe!

by Scottie Dawg June 17, 2016

Gaffer

"Gaff" is a colloquial word used in the greater Dublin area in Ireland & north England meaning house. Gaffer is a house party

"Gaffer at Damo's house tonight lads"

"I heard that was some gaffer the other day, boy. Did ye get the shift?"

"Are ye comin' to my gaffer on Friday "

by StoryHörse June 17, 2019

gooferdog

When you’re new boot goofin all the time. Big personality, big goofin.

Caroline is always a gooferdog. You should see her when she gets a new candle.

by soccershrub January 5, 2021

gjofferknoffer

An intense hickey combined with a finger (or toe/thumb) into the anal cavity. Usually done in retaliation for a previous act such as a titty twister or hurts donut. The Icelandic roots of the word are because it burns so bad your ass needs all the ice in Iceland to soothe itself.

T: what the fuck? You just gave me a wet willy?
J: hahahaha I’m so funny
T: we’ll see who’s laughing after I give you a gjofferknoffer
J: damn, I learned my lesson. I’m sorry.

by Totallynottom April 27, 2021