schlong gobbled

Eager to provide oral service to a cock(s).

Not stopping until all parties involved are satisfied

I sure schlong gobbled that redneck cowboy last night.

by Throbbin_Rob November 9, 2019

The Church of Gobber Chan

A place of worship of the cult of Gobber Chan were they preform the ancient sacrifice wich is a dirty jack

We shall worship in the church of Gobber Chan tonight my Brother.

by Mp80111 December 31, 2021

Globbed

Thick dreads in Florida

"yo hair globbed" meaning it's thick with rubber bands

by Pabloesc788 March 2, 2017

gobbled

Usually when belligerently drunk, one tackles a fat bitch and breaks a coffee table, while violently molesting sed fat bitch.

O snap, he just gobbled that bitch!

by O my God all the names are taken April 30, 2008

goober gobber

One who loves to suck the cock, and likes to swallow too.

Nick is such a goober gobber.

by SeptiK September 8, 2003

gobbled

When you make a gobbling noise like a turkey and jokingly fondle someones junk.
Similar to a sack tap.

Jim: Man he just gobbled me...what kind of faggot does that?
Sam: Shit i thought it was kinda funny.

by ZACHALACK March 31, 2009

Grobbed

To be hospitalised for abnormal objects being forced into the anus after an accidental fall.

They had to call an ambulance urgently, Dave had tripped and fell.
shamefully he was grobbed by the door handle as he fell.

by Laser layton September 25, 2014