underpants gnomes

1. Small creatures from South Park that have to go to work. They work all night and they search for underpants! They won't stop until they have underpants.

Why do they do that you may ask..For profit of course. They have just not quite figured out phase 2.
2. They can mostly be observed in Tweak's room all hours of the night.

phase 1-get underpants
phase 2- ??????????
phase 3- $$$PROFIT$$$

by Tweak's coffee July 23, 2005

grundle gnome

The tiny creatures that knit your grundle fur to your ballsack hair when you're seated. When you stand the hair rips apart. Ouch!!!

Whilst watching the football game the grundle gnomes visited me, and now both grundle and bag are sore.

by IWAAAAAAA October 25, 2007

Gnome Hole

The space between the bed and the wall, or any awkward empty space where things get lost.

Dude, K-Bear slept in my bed last night but I barely noticed because she was wedged in the gnome hole!

by panders May 26, 2010

gnomeosexual

Somebody who is sexually attracted to gnomes.

Gnomeosexual Likes to masterbate with gnome figurines, have their partners dress up like gnomes or gives sexual favors to gnome figurines.

Josh can't stay away from Miss Nancy's gnomes. The police were called as he was sliding the gnome in his butt while he was pinching his nipple screaming "gnome me, gnome me master"!

by Red On The Head October 20, 2015

Gnomeo and Juliet

One of the best, sauciest, love stories of the 21st century. Makes William Shakespeare’s "Romeo and Juliet” look like a production put on by 7 year olds.

Person 1: yo have you seen gnomeo and Juliet yet! That blue gnome is a straight up foo
Person 2: heck yeah I’ve seen it. It taught me what love is

by gnomeo and Juliet lover November 29, 2019

Gnomestruck

in contemporary european lore, a gnome would go into a garden and pillage the crops and vegetables, and it would be said that if, in the night, as the gnome was searching, a torch would be shone on it and it would awestruck and freeze, eventually fleeing

“Bella saw Edward glimmer and was Gnomestruck.”

by Teakotsu March 1, 2021

crack gnome

a crack gnome is a slut addicted to acid usually named maddie

isaiah: hey have you seen how high maddie is shes such a slut

amber: yeah shes such a crack gnome

by thatcraccer April 2, 2020