Glooping

When a mans anal mucus lands on the floor and he slides around on his ass like a snail

Todd to Ed: “man i was glooping so hard last night i had to get the mop out before my mom came home”

by Hotdogslime January 21, 2024

Poopy gloop

A, fat, stupid, ugly, stinky person basically just ALL insults in two words

You are a poopy gloop!

by Elissocool January 22, 2024

Gloop

Hype, baller.

This party off the Gloop

by DeathTojews11 November 14, 2020

Gloop

Gloop is a picture of an animal (usually either a dog or a cat) whose nose is too close to the camera.

"I posted some gloop pictures of my cat yesterday and they got lots of likes"

by dearbug June 7, 2022

Gloop Pudding

A thick, sticky, and irresistibly rich dessert found in fantastical candy realms, known for its swirling mix of molten chocolate, whipped cream, fudge chunks, and an overwhelming sense of indulgence.

As Willy Wonka introduced all the ticket winners into the factory, he welcomed them into a magical room filled with whimsy and adventure. "Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Gloop Pudding Cook Off!"

by glooploverCO August 16, 2025

The Augustus Gloop

When you buttfuck someone while they take a dump.

They listened to old GG Allin records while he pulled off The Augustus Gloop

by Fuckered Up November 20, 2025

Glooping

Glooping refers to when you are just a slime, a lump of meat that just went limp. You can still move in this state but all your bones will be gone in order to gloop.

Tod: Hey James, me and Jenna are gonna go glooping together, wanna join us?
James: Fuck yeah dude!

by anonymous March 27, 2023