Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Wow.. I’m lost for words, this tells a very interesting and tragic story. he loves the banana and apparently is addicted to banana, and in this world he’s in hates bananas. So the banana is considered the outcast item and anyone who uses it is treated harshly and as you can see he’s addicted to bananas which is the reason why he’s hated. It’s become a drug to him and he’s gone crazy, so crazy in fact he’s seeing ppl as fruit. It starts off with a knock knock joke that has no real punchline but its teasing you for the final reveal of the story, great power move from the writers. It ends off with him crazy a crazy mind set after he damaged his forehead and this orange he’s seeing (in a hospital) finishes the knock knock joke and he wakes up from the start repeating itself over and over. Revealing that the story is repeat and fail. Tragic but also very phenomenal story writing

Chris turned to an orange, man

Bro he smelled like bananas

But Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

by Broseph_the_weird_guy January 9, 2021

Glad-canyon

When a Male and Female perform anal sex to the point where the females anus remains open after the Male pull out and removes his penis. The females anus will remain open 1-3 ) inches

(1) I gave that girl the gland-canyon of gapes.
(2) after I ass fucked that chick, she had a glad-canyon.

by Glad-canyon October 19, 2019

glad good

Biggest girlband in the world,composed by four italian members: Jade,Sophia,Sonia and Giada.
They won the x-factor 2023 and started their career under the syco label.
They performed at the Grammys,the Vmas,the Emas and at the Coachella.
Right now they’re the girlband who sold most album copies.

Glad Good music is very good

by jvjfjrifigib November 12, 2021

A glad

someone who is always flexing and trying too hard for the gram or social media or in real life, referenced from GLAD ‘force flex’ trash bags.

That dude is an idiot and such a glad, always fake flexing and doing the most

by panthera negra February 8, 2020

Glad-ness

Similar meaning to "happiness" but it sounds awkward and for some reason reminds me of Glenn from Superstore

Wow, a mutual glad-ness???

by Sjsjakshsh August 27, 2023

Gladful cookie

The Gladful cookie serve has carbs less than half a banana, protein equal to an egg and fiber equal to one carrot. All made with unrefined cane sugar and baked with whole wheat. Basically, it’s the cookie of our dreams and a snack that’s going to break the internet. Moms are calling it the best invention since the baby pacifier. Grand moms are saying there is finally a healthy snack which doesn’t taste like straw. Some have finished the cookie jar before the kids finished their online class. Basically the magic cannot be explain.

I’m skipping the eggs today as I got Gladful cookies in my lunchbox

by Moms of Gladful December 3, 2021

Glad Pole

A euphemism for a penis.

Mark presented his glad pole to Ruth and she promptly took him to the bone zone.

by Markus_Aurelius22 June 17, 2022