gilf

Grandpa id like to fuck.
(Something Alisha will never be)

Damn, look at Nathaniel over there, he may be old but he's still a goodie. such a GILF

by donotcontest December 18, 2013

GILFITA

Granny
I'd
Like to
Fuck
In
The
Ass

My god! Muriel is such a Gilfita. Id taste her prunes anyday.

by turboman26 October 22, 2009

Fat Gilbert

You shit inside a sock and smack someone in the face with it!! lmfao!

The other day i froze my fat gilbert and hit my redneck fuck head friend in the face!

by Farmer Garza May 1, 2010

Gilbert

Gilbert is the boy that i wanna kiss hes got lovely music taste he treats you like a princess hes so sweet and he’ll always make sure you feel safe and happy. He is the most handsomest boy in the universe he never fails to make you smile and most importantly i love gil and im happy for all the things hes done for me.

“hey remember Gilbert?” ofc i do how could i forget him

by Afr4h May 20, 2022

elena gilbert

A badass human turned vampire in love with both Salvatore brothers and constantly somehow in trouble that involves Stefan and Damon to be shirtless. Often compared to as the luckiest character in TVD.

Girl 1: Delena for life
Girl 2: nah b your stupid stelena obviously wins

Girl 1: whatever but Elena Gilbert is so lucky to be in both ships

by pinkfluffyvampires December 12, 2016

gilbert gottfried

A talented stand-up comedian who occasionally graces the airwaves by sitting in during the news segment of the Howard Stern show. Performs various schticks/routines and will inject amusing sound bites while Robin reads the news. He is very funny. Also does a good parrot schtick for those Disney Aladdin movies. Some people say that he has an annoying voice and/or laugh but hey, that's Gilbert, you either like him or you don't, just like Howard.

Gilbert does a great Jerry Seinfeld impression!

by A true fan of a true genius May 17, 2004

GILFFA

Girl I Like From Far Away. This is the girl that you think is hot until you are close enough to see what she really looks like. Also A girl that looks good from behind but looks like a baboon from the front.

I saw this hot chick the other day so I walked up to her but the bitch was a GILFFA and I almost tossed my fuckin cookies.

by 2nd seal February 18, 2003