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Ghosting 

To capture a midget, dress the midget in a long ballroom gown type dress (preferably white) duck tape the midget's hands to the ceiling fan blade and turn on the aforementioned ceiling fan so it appears there is a spooky ghost flying around the room
kyle: "hey mike, Next time your ghosting make sure you use more duct tape lest the midget fall and shatter your mirror."

mike: " We're going to hell."
Ghosting by Richard Stroka September 29, 2012
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Ghosting 

The act of logging onto the social chatting program Windows Live Messenger (MSN) and setting your status as offline. This allows you to converse with only the select people you want, and prevents you from being talk-attacked by every single person on your contact list, or being bothered in general.
Delia - Hey Jerry, did Dave talk to you last night on MSN?
Jerry - No, he wasn't on.
Delia - Yes he was, he was just ghosting.
Jerry - Damn! He needs to stop doing that to me.
Ghosting by T-dawger February 4, 2010

ghosting 

Jacking off into a folded tissue to produce a arts and crafts style "ghost"with your tissue and your semen
Spent the whole day just laying around ghosting
ghosting by lordsofsalem February 2, 2015

Ghosting 

A soccer term created by Brian Dunseth in 2011. The term describes a player switching into Stealth Mode and disappearing behind a defender.

This term can also refer to any type of sneak attack on a fellow human being.
Brian: Here he goes here, ghosting into the box, right there. Just ghosting right in.
Ghosting by Joey Mackswell Lewis September 1, 2011

ghosting 

a skier who skis with his/her arms straight forward and proceeds to swerve at a large angle pissing off all the non ghosters on the hill
that that noob was ghosting he almost cut me off

that old guy was ghosting and it looked fucking hilarious
ghosting by the skionator March 14, 2012

Ghosting 

Ghosting is the act of having sexual intercourse with a man or woman with them face first against a window on either the ground floor or with a balcony on the other side. The male carries out intercourse from behind the partner with him/her facing out of the window. He thin pulls out and his mate carries on the act, this should happen quickly so that the partner does not suspect anything.
He then sneaks round to the other side of the window and jumps out shouting "boo". The partner then experiences the true feeling of "being ghosted".
Frank "Hey Dave, i had a really good time ghosting my wife last night. We really scared the shit out of her!"

Ghosting 

The act of taking your bitmoji off of snap maps to stealthily jack off, with no one knowing.
Guy 1:Yo, where's caden's bitmoji?
Guy 2:You know he's ghosting bro.
Ghosting by kobra.bean June 30, 2017