ghoolie gog

A particularly long, hard turd that is troublesome and hard to pass.

Ex: "Man, I was constipated for the last few days. Finally, this morning I passed a ghoolie gog you wouldn't believe."

by Dr. Flatus October 27, 2021

Goosin

Original made by ted nevison goosin is a word for when you want something badly or really want to fuck someone (or something) the point is you don't know which one they mean (its in a dictionary ted you cant say its wrong)

I'm goosin for a tub of I've cream and or I'm goosin for your mum

by Baconszwel October 7, 2022

Loose Goosing

Verb: when you stick it in soft and pray it gets hard.

"Yeah, last night it wouldn't get hard, so we were just loose goosing it and it ended up fine"

by tamponcat April 13, 2021

Goosing

Goosing 4 fingers in the vagina, thumb up the ass anus, catch the girl by surprise and she'll scream like a goose.

"Man, I was goosing jenny so hard last night. She'll be eating bread for a week"

by couchdog August 7, 2014

Goosie

When a guy sticks his index finger in a girls asshole at the same time putting his thumb in her vagina and rubbing the two fingers together while inside her.

Dude last night that freak i met at the bar asked me to give her the Goosie.

by DATANK133 May 29, 2009

Goosing

Goosing is the art of no lifing either video games or skype (Usually with fellow Gooses). Some times this act can be described as being a Total or Jonesing.

Goos: Man, i've not had a shower for five days, i've just been skyping and whoring out fifa.

DoGg: fs GOOSING yUTTER xd

by ChubStain July 8, 2011

Goosing

Goosing is the art of no lifing either video games/PS Home at 4am with kids or skype (Usually with fellow Gooses). Some times this act can be described as being a Total or Jonesing.

Goos: Man, i've not had a shower for five days, i've just been skyping and whoring out fifa (goosing).

by Ben-87 July 8, 2011