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gerritsen beach

One of the few places in metropolitan New York where inbreeding isn't frowned upon. FAS and other infant alcohol related symptoms run rampant in this area as well.
Stay away from Gerritsen Beach Bobby, you don't want to associate yourself with those characters.
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Steven Gerrard

Steve Gerrard is the best all-round football player in the world at the moment. Nobody else combines defensive skills and attacking strength as he does so is therefore one of the few players who are actually priceless, even Chelsea not being able to get their grubby mits on him. Unbelieveable inspiration when the captain too, leading the way to two cup final comebacks in as many years for the best football club in the world. Immense.
"Shit did you see Gerrard score that goal in the FA Cup final, that was AAAAAMMMMMAAAAAZZZZZIIIIINNNNNGGGGG"

"Hahahaha chelsea are shit and they will lose the premiership next season because there is only one Steven Gerrard in the premiership"
by RJJ July 9, 2006
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gerrard

Best footballer ever... the coolest, hottest most talented player in England and possibly the world. Steven Gerrard is the captain of Liverpool FC, the best team in England. He is a 26 year old midfielder who i love :D:D

LIVERPOOL FC... NEVER WALK ALONE
whats the best team in england? Liverpool
whos the best player in england/world? STEVEN GERRARD
by Gabi Raving Reds Fan July 14, 2006
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Geriatric Jagaloon

A fag who is fucking incapable of any fucking thing he or she tries. Completely loves penguins to suck their dick and is gay as a queer.
John: where the fuck is Alex?
Derek: that geriatric jagaloon problably got lost in his own shit.
by Dan makes people blow February 22, 2018
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geriatriphiliac

The act or fantasy on the part of an adult of engaging in sexual activity with an old man/woman or men/women. It is just like a pedophiliac except they like old people better than children
The geriatriphiliac was arrested and charged for having sexual relations with old men and women.
by A-Boondock-Saint January 4, 2005
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geriatrocity

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity
by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021
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The Geriatric

A sexual act; preferably with an aging recipient. When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman/man, he pulls his penis out of her/his mouth at climax, and at the same time the recipient removes her/his dentures. The man ejaculates onto the dentures and proceeds to place them back into his partner's mouth.
"Sweetie, we ran out of Poligrip. Will you run to the store and pick some up for me?"
"The car is out of gas dear. We can always try The Geriatric to have them temporarily hold until tomorrow."
"Good thinking Sweetie. Let's get a move on into the bedroom- we sure don't want to be late for the early bird special!"
by FMA.memories.PSU September 29, 2011
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