When the teacher drowns you in math and you practically fall to the floor with tiredness because you hate geometry so much. You fall asleep on your desk and the teacher rudely wakes you up.
Chick: Dude, you've got a case of Geosomnia, better get up before Mr. Pie comes over here.
Dude: Fuck him, it is his fault I have Geosomnia, he bores me to fucking tears. I'm going back to sleep I'm tired.
Dude: Fuck him, it is his fault I have Geosomnia, he bores me to fucking tears. I'm going back to sleep I'm tired.
by CatLovely April 22, 2011
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1. Person who is deeply fascinated by (looking at) rocks/minerals/volcanoes.
2. Person who constantly brings a hammer.
1. Person who is deeply fascinated by (looking at) rocks/minerals/volcanoes.
2. Person who constantly brings a hammer.
Don't mind him, he's a geologist.
by MissLittleSiss October 14, 2017
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by hgjfsklvmjfghbugdsfkc July 9, 2018
Get the Gohogoh mug.1. A term for a guy with a small penis that, no matter how long it takes, will completely destroy your hole.
2. Sometimes it's a sex act preformed by men in isolation using a hole in the wall covered by a poster for privacy.
2. Sometimes it's a sex act preformed by men in isolation using a hole in the wall covered by a poster for privacy.
1. I didn't think he could get the job done, but Sarge is a total Geologist Hammer!
2. The guy that used to live in this cell, did the Geologist Hammer behind that poster of Raquel Welch.
2. The guy that used to live in this cell, did the Geologist Hammer behind that poster of Raquel Welch.
by PNWTigerLily November 6, 2018
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"I tried, but that man was completely gohookey. I couldn't get a single word in through his ramblings."
"I tried, but that man was completely gohookey. I couldn't get a single word in through his ramblings."
by 1000muffins July 12, 2019
Get the Gohookey mug.The "Geoboner" also known as the "Geobender", is a commonly used prase around youth. If two ore more individuals expierience an erection, during any geograhy study; it will result in a Geoboner.
More young males in the age of sixteen to twentyfive experiences the Geeoboner as comfortable and that it could potentially cause a boymood.
Unfortunately females are not capable of achieving the Geoboner, hence the lack of masculinity amongst women.
More young males in the age of sixteen to twentyfive experiences the Geeoboner as comfortable and that it could potentially cause a boymood.
Unfortunately females are not capable of achieving the Geoboner, hence the lack of masculinity amongst women.
Male 1: Geoboner?
Male 2: Geoboner.
Female 1: Geoboner?
Female 2: No.
Male 1: Geoboner?
Male 2: No, sorry bro.
Male 1: It's okay bro, next time!
*hugs*
Male 2: Geoboner.
Female 1: Geoboner?
Female 2: No.
Male 1: Geoboner?
Male 2: No, sorry bro.
Male 1: It's okay bro, next time!
*hugs*
by misterproto April 2, 2019
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