"I was sitting in the Gaff and I had no fucking clue"
Having no fucking clue on a situation or discussion.
May also be used if feeling tired or out of place and not knowing what to do.
Having no fucking clue on a situation or discussion.
May also be used if feeling tired or out of place and not knowing what to do.
by MC Monty July 1, 2020
Get the Sitting In The Gaff mug.A Guy that does the Hot Pocket jokes (Fuckin' Hilarious) and also the inventor of the Pale Force cartoon where he and Conan O'Brien fight crime by using there pale chests to blind their enimies and then shoot them with lasers that come from their nipples.............Pimped!
Jim Gaffigan: Nobody ever eats a hot pocket and says that was delicious. It more like....... I wanna diiiiieeeeeee!!........HOT POCKET...Diarreah Pocket!
by B-Hill July 30, 2008
Get the Jim Gaffigan mug.To say something in an agitated fashion, Gruffed is the combination of 'Grumble' and 'Huffed', gruffing is similar to 'scoffing' only it is a response where the individual is being much more direct and snide about their frustrations and feelings towards the issue and often tries harder to solicit a response even if unintentionally and the execution tends to be more crude in nature.
"I need you to go pick up mom from the airport tomorrow." Jenny told her sister, Sally giving her a sideways glance as she stood up.
"And why the hell should I do that?" Sally Gruffed, "you never do anything for me when I need help!"
Jenny simple sighed aloud in turn, "God damn, you're such a child..."
"And why the hell should I do that?" Sally Gruffed, "you never do anything for me when I need help!"
Jenny simple sighed aloud in turn, "God damn, you're such a child..."
by Muttemor May 12, 2021
Get the Gruffed mug.When someone burps but it smells like it came from their arse...
Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...
Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...
"Ergh, which one of you scruffy cunts just farted"
"Not me"
"Not me either"
"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"
"Not me"
"Not me either"
"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"
by Cream DJ March 2, 2009
Get the Face Guff mug.Definition 1: The stubble of hair on a man's testicals after he has finished manscaping.
Definition 2: When you shave your balls and your skin gets very rough and stinky.
Definition 2: When you shave your balls and your skin gets very rough and stinky.
Girl 1: Did you see that man's ball gruff?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it was so rough and prickly
Man 1: Man, I have the worst case of ball gruff ever
Man 2: Yeah, my razor is very dull and causes me to get bad ball gruff as well.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it was so rough and prickly
Man 1: Man, I have the worst case of ball gruff ever
Man 2: Yeah, my razor is very dull and causes me to get bad ball gruff as well.
by Jarl Balgruff December 31, 2011
Get the Ball Gruff mug.We just dumped the waste chemicals into the reservoir until we sacked Eddie and he had to bloody go and blow the gaff!
by pidulgi August 21, 2013
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