How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

A famous quote from the show “South Park”

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022

Garrison Workout

Exercising with Shake Weight and Squat Magic at the same time.

Bebe had a Garrison Workout with Mimsy and Nathan this afternoon.

by Tree House Eikaiwa July 12, 2018

Garrison

A Garrison, referring to attorney Greg Garrison of the Tyson Trial, is a person who has no sympathy for rapists and thinks that they are no better than dirt.

He was sent off to prison by the fiesty Garrison.

by colts12 June 5, 2018

tanner garrison

A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.

Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed

by cwazy doode April 24, 2018

Garrison

Garrison is a type of guy you just want to punch in the face. Usually faggy blonde hair. Sometimes a fake nigga. Fuckboy that thinks he pulls bait, but the only thing he pulls is with his right hand in the shower. But most of all just an asshole

Dude see that guy over ther messing with the special kids? Oh well total garrison

by Jamal Iverson March 16, 2017

Ms. Garrison

Also "Mr. Garrison" or just "Garrison" a trans or non-binary person who "sucks up" to cisgender people and/or has some form of internalized prejudiced.
Named after the South Park character.

"Yes, cisphobia is real". Said the Ms. Garrison. "Now sit down Cartman , we have a lot to learn today."

by Relaxingdolphinnerd June 16, 2016

Sandy Garrison

When you get head in a beach bathroom stall.

My girl got freaky at the beach, so she gave me a sandy garrison.

by Sandy Garry February 17, 2020