graduation goggles 

The relief and nostalgic feeling one has about a time in their life when it is about to end, even if the time was completely miserable.

(the day before high school graduation)

Senior: I'm really gonna miss this place...
Friend: Dude, you spent the four shittiest years of your life here. That's just the graduation goggles.

graduation goggles by WendyW April 30, 2011

sea goggles

Exactly the same signs and symptoms as beer goggles except the condition is brought about from being at sea for an extended period of time. Consequences can be socially painful. The worst case of sea goggles is when sea goggles are combined with beer goggles.

Jim: Dude, why the hell did you fuck her?

Dave: Ah man, I'd been at sea for 4 months straight and had my sea goggles on.

Jim: That's no excuse!

sea goggles by captainstooge June 1, 2011

Grandpa's War Goggles 

An elderly males saggy, dangly scrotal sack and testicles.

Granny always enjoyed polishing Grandpa's War Goggles.

Grandpa's War Goggles by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

cal goggles 

When a male student who attends UC Berkeley unintentionally lowers his standards in girls. For example, a girl you thought ugly will seem hot to you now.

Jerry:Dude, that girl is so hot!
Dean: Are you blind? She's ugly as hell. I think your cal goggles are getting worst.

cal goggles by Jerry Cai December 29, 2007

Marriage Goggles 

The "goggles" that suddenly appear on a person when they are ready for marriage and able to commit to one person. These goggles prevent men and women from appreciating the beauty in the opposite sex because they actually care if their partner catches them staring.

We took our soon to be married friend to Las Vegas for his bachelor party and were wondering why his head wasn't turning with all the beautiful women were passing by.

Me: "Damn bro, are you checking all these beautiful women?"

Friend: "Huh?"

Me: "I guess your ready for marriage...your marriage goggles are forming"

Marriage Goggles by BazookaMoose November 27, 2012

bukkake goggles 

Those giant designer sunglasses that girls wear to protect their eyes from the sun and cum.

These glasses also provide facial camoflauge, allowing an unnattractive female to look "hot" without putting on makeup.

Guy: What's with the bukkake goggles?
Girl: You're an asshole

bukkake goggles by rindo December 12, 2006

brownie goggles 

one who has the eye for a full blown ethnic will have a pair of these. The individuals are commonly found outside footlocker or j-d sports sporting a tracksuit, cheap gold and a mouthful of fags. With different lenses, they are a common choice for the over 40s male girl scout leader who still lives with his mum and wears clothes unfit for a jumble sale.

'Even if we operate now and remove these brownie goggles, she will still end up holidaying in Ayia Napa twice a year'

brownie goggles by Lady in the Lake July 21, 2006