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minnesota funnel cake

A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016
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Kentucky Funnel Cake

When you do a bunch of blow and then cum on ua girls chest erratically.
Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?

Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.
by DurtySouf June 7, 2018
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The Funnel Cake

A man gathers his baby gravy into a receptacle, dries it, grinds it into a powder, keeps it next to his bed.

When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.
Oh ya bro, I gave her the Funnel cake last night.
by goddammitbonnie April 30, 2022
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Warm funnel cake

It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.
by Richard Dangles August 31, 2022
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Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.
“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”
by Raunchy Rawls October 6, 2023
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Mayan Funnel Cake

When a guy nuts in another guys butt, where he consequently nuts into another guy or girl. They can start a funnel chain if they wish, and there is no limit as to how many people can funnel into one person.
Aye girl me and my boys tryna make a Mayan Funnel Cake witchu. My short friend can be the funnel.
by Be Nurse April 12, 2025
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