shit funnel

the opening to the entrance round someone's ass pipe, shit ditch,ass hole,stink star,fart box!!

Steve felt like tappin Andrea right in her Shit funnel!

by Don4 June 15, 2008

cum funnel

Oral sex technique involving a regular funnel. The cum swallower holds a funnel in his mouth in order to not spill any of the semen outside the oral cavity. Made popular by amateur pornstar Britney (aka Chicktrainer). Aside from the obvious degrading sexual aspect the technique is supposed to combine the appeal of both the visual (external) cumshot as well as semen swallowing without the usual problems of spillage (= facial moneyshot).

Britney got cum funnelled and swallowed every drop of semen.

by Sam_K October 10, 2006

Cum Funnel

An alternate term for a cleft chin because when cum dribbles out of a woman/man's mouth it naturally acts a funnel, guiding the cum down the center of their chin to their chest.

I got a BJ from toothless Tammy last night, she couldn't take the whole load so it dribbled down her cum funnel and on to her tits.

by J. Edgar Allen May 19, 2010

funnerific

An adjective; Fun and terrific

Kissing Jenny is funnerific

by Josh Dean September 22, 2007

funnel-fuck

When a large group of people suddenly try to fit through a much-too-small doorway, stairwell, etc.

similar to "bottlenecking"

Man, I hate the 34th street N train entrance. It's always so crowded...a total funnel-fuck.

by GrebbyBoeby August 17, 2008

funnessocity

to have alot of fun might. be used as a sarcastic expression.

Joe:omg! i went to japan!
Allison: FUNNESSOCITY!!

by cheer188 January 17, 2009

Funnel News

News received through social media, filtered by a person's own online activity that leads to an inaccurate, slanted, extremely biased, and limited understanding of an issue or situation.

She had no idea there was another side to the story because she had been surrounded by funnel news for years.

by natsue April 27, 2017