funeral

When the friends, loved ones and acquaintances of a deceased person congregate around a coffin to bury the cadaver under dirt and white lies.

"Instead of a funeral, I'd like to be cremated with the intention of having my ashes preserved in a snow globe."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

tie your shoe at your funeral

An expression of sarcastic pity or sympathy.

Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.

by Dr. McP May 17, 2006

funeral dip

A funeral dip is a pickpocket whose specialty is dipping into people's pockets at actual funerals or even at the cemetery ceremonies.

Dips like wherever there are big crowds. Be particularly careful of funeral dips.

by Warren Allen Smith May 18, 2006

Fudorable

Fucking-Adorable

When something is too amazingly adorable.

OMG! That Panda Is Fudorable!!!!!
Did you see the picture of Ellie's new kitten, it's Fudorable!

by Neha Banerji September 14, 2014

fingerable

When it's worth fingering

That chick is so fingerable dude

by Ily9432 May 17, 2016

Funeral Snapper

Taken a photo of a person in a real life moment knowing it will end up in the reel at their funeral.

That picture I just took of you is a perfect Funeral Snapper to be displayed at your memorial service when you die.

by Dozzer821 January 1, 2022

Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011