Family function

Family gathering

Link you at family function cuzz.

by CertiSD December 29, 2018

Functionally Poor

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough money to go out to bars, movies, etc. but never enough to go grocery shopping

Being functionally poor, Lazar never has groceries but everyone at the bars knows him!

by anonymous July 23, 2015

whack function

a dead move, a weird function, its going to be "whack", crazy, not normal, weird

hey want to go to brian's house?
nah, thats a whack function.

by rhaj100 January 7, 2017

Function Adams

Spotify artist that creates hits on Long Island. He was the coolest cat in Hauppauge and will go down as a Hauppauge legend. Many Long Island artists have gotten jealous of his talent but he still remains the top artist of Long Island.

Yo is that Function Adams, I cant believe he is at this party.

Function Adams what’s up can I make a song.

by Function Adams Manager June 14, 2020

Functional consideration

1. A beneficial yes to a need or want by another person.

2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).

He gave you a functional consideration, because he will benefit from it.

by Frank Grand April 16, 2020

Diss-Functional

When a family not only cannot get along but insult one another in the process.

Me: My mom just called my sister a skanky ho because she referred to my dad as a skirt chasing booze hound.

Friend: You're family is so diss-functional.

by dennypeg September 18, 2015

Functional Woman

A woman, who sexually, is only a woman when it serves her purpose. Normally she assumes the role of male in her personal and business life by taking on masculine mannerisms thus negating her as female other than an outward appearance.

“That Hilary is a functional woman. I’ll bet her husband’s cigars get more action then he does.”

by Leopold rabbit February 19, 2018