funcooker

n. refers to pulling down your pants to reveal your balls and ass to the world to fill time during a slow period. Before being done, you must say "Here comes the funcooker!"

After an awkward pause, Bill turned to his friend, unzipped his pants and said "Here comes the funcooker!"

by Russell Franchise March 12, 2009

funch

According to Rawson's dictionary of euphemisms, funch is having sex at lunchtime.

Do you want to meet for funch today?

by Emlyn G. Vole October 22, 2003

funching

the act of finding a cold spot in your bed or back side of your pillow while sleeping.

I was sound asleep and awoke to find myself funching!

by Mitchgitch December 28, 2007

fully functional

A term used to describe a pre-op transexual who can still ejaculate semen out of their penis.

TS Girl: "I've got a 7 inch lollypop and I'm fully functional."

by wordfacts April 14, 2010

functional high

When you use a vape (mflb) to smoke bud and it hit's just right and you are able to go out and be high with people around, but no one notices.

Person: Dude how are you able to go out a be yourself and still be high?
Me: I use a (mflb) and it hit's just right, so it gives me a functional high.

by Andy'sCandy October 9, 2016

High-Functioning Homeless

Someone who has a stable job, disposable income and active lifestyle but does not have a primary residence.

Joe has chosen to be High-Functioning Homeless. He works and goes out with friends all the time and when he’s not traveling (like a boss), he sleeps in a trailer or at an AirBnB.

by urbancamper510 March 11, 2020

we out here trynna function

tow or more people who are some where trying to start or join a party.

origination: the east bay area

we out here trynna function

im trynna function

you trynna function

me and my potnas out here trynna function

me and my niggas are going to the function

I'm having a function if you wanna come

by young lala July 30, 2012