Funkoat

A coat that is extremely large and used for cooking, sex, a home, and hiding.

I was in my funkoat with my girlfriend.

by Johonosssfff January 28, 2008

Fukoshimo

-Useless dome (head(blowjob)), when one does not bust from receiving a blowjob

Don't hook-up with that bitch, i got fukoshimo from her.

by Rockquirtturtle January 18, 2011

Fucknominal

When something is so frikkin awesome it could only be described as two words in one, fucking phenomenal.

Boy: "So how did you like that dessert?"

Pat: "Holy Christ. That chocolate ganachè was fucknominal."

by Draconious February 3, 2017

Fueno

Spanglish abbreviation for "F'ing Bueno" meaning excellent or very good.

That dessert was the best I have ever had; it was fueno!

by Aramay August 29, 2017

Funkola

Someone who thinks they know everything in the world of collecting Funko. Never is wrong with anything as far as Funko goes.

Man there goes Brian being a Funkola over that guys Funko collection.

by UndaGround_Clown September 27, 2017

Funopp’tunist

First phrased by two girls whilst trying to justify their escape to L.A., away from family responsibilities. Funopp’tunist then entered the urban dictionary as every restless adult looked for the opportunity to just step away and have a little bit too much fun........

Ali’s lifestyle in the last three months of 10 trips away, all without the family, suggest she has funopp’tunist tendencies....

by The beautiful cockerel October 28, 2017

Fukton

A unit of measurement defined by the number of fucks it contains.

One Fukton contains exactly 650,111 fucks.

A fukton may also be ascribed a single value to one thing if it is of innumerable importance and would therefore contain many, many fucks.

The word, "fuck" is shortened here to, "fuk" so it may better accompany its suffix.

"Sure do miss you a fukton!"

"We have a fukton of lables around here somewhere."

"That really means a fukton to me, thank you!"

by yoyosan9 February 5, 2018