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fuck buddy

Someone you meet up with occassionally to get frisky. Generally, there are no special feelings attached to them (other than to their genitals). They fulfil your sexual needs...at least a little bit. Haha....
A: Dude, totally met up with the Minute Man last night!

B: What?! I thought you said the sex was crap?

A: Meh...I needed to get laid. He's my fuck buddy until I find something else hottie hunting.

B: Touche!
fuck buddy by FreakyChix December 4, 2009
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Fuck Buddy

You're not really buddies, you just fuck, usually only as a booty call after you failed to pick up during the 3 o'clock scab grab when last drinks were called at the pub. Dropping the word buddy and replacing it with person (you could use a gender specific noun if desired) is far more appropriate.
I feel like a root but can't be fagged trying to find one. I'll call up my fuck buddy.

Holy Fuck Buddy!!!

That word the one sponsored kid says at the skate park when u land a trick that actually looked cool.
Tony: does a varial kickflip
Charles:"Holy Fuck Buddy!!!"
Holy Fuck Buddy!!! by MrSuperSoaker November 13, 2019

fuck-buddy dumped 

when the person youve been screwing, not dating, says you two shouldnt fuck anymore.
sheila- "girl, i got fuck-buddy dumped last night."
addie-"huh?"
sheila- " my fuck-buddy said we couldnt fuck anymore."

fuck buddy i.e friend with benefits
fuck-buddy dumped by yo girl A October 7, 2012

fuck buddy

being on and off adn finally just giving up on the boyfriend/girlfriend thing and keepin it physical.
You and Mike need to quiut with the drama and just become fuck buddies
fuck buddy by sam May 13, 2005

fuck buddy zoned 

Fuck buddy zoned is THE equivalent for males as friend zoning is from girls. Many women HATE being fuck buddy zoned it is often as insulting to girls as friend zoning is to guys.

Fuck buddy zoning means someone- usually a male tells you your only good enough to fuck but not girlfriend material.

Sometimes has bullshit reason like recovering from a bad breakup, divorce, too busy with work but also can just straight up be "you're just not someone I want to be in a relationship with" only admitted after the first bonk has happened.

To feminine pride it's often a HUGE insult repeated instances of which can make women feel like roping (suicide) as much as incels want to rope.
*Day after you have sex for the first time.*
Girl- (Lets call her Shawna)--- Hey do you want to go the movies today?
Guy- (Lets call him Leon)---- Uh....yesterday was really fun.It was so hot. But uh it was just fun I don't want a relationship with you

Next day

Girl's friend ------Hey how it's going with your crush LEON?!!!!!

Shawna -------- Bastard just fuck buddy zoned me. I got fuck buddy zoned again and I feel as angry as Elliot Rodger!
fuck buddy zoned by Cristalle5 December 8, 2018

low budget fuck buddy 

Someone that you fuck on the regular basis and she/he hardly wants any money out of you.
"Hey that girl sara is my LOW BUDGET FUCK BUDDY, she hardly ever ask me for anything... let alone money."
Fuck buddy friend with benefits