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You're not really buddies, you just fuck, usually only as a booty call after you failed to pick up during the 3 o'clock scab grab when last drinks were called at the pub. Dropping the word buddy and replacing it with person (you could use a gender specific noun if desired) is far more appropriate.
I feel like a root but can't be fagged trying to find one. I'll call up my fuck buddy.
by Relationship Guru July 7, 2015
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Friends is perhaps a little too generous here too but appropriate if you and a person who already had an established friendship drink a little too much spiced rum one evening at a party after everyone else has gone to bed and decide that you suddenly find each other attractive. It may be possible for you both continue to stay friends and occasionally root each other but eventually your friendship will be ruined for an approximate period of three years. After that time you may be capable of laughing about it without feeling awkward. Meeting someone for the first time, having sex and then trying to develop a friends with benefits type relationship can only work for a short period of time because you did not become friends first. Calling yourselves friends is just a simple excuse to continue to root without having to deal with the difficult conversations about who leaves the toilet seat up.
You know, I never thought you were hot before but wow, you truly are beautiful. maybe we should become friends with benefits.
by Relationship Guru July 7, 2015
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The act of jizzing copeous amounts, or tsunamis, of seamen onto someones head or hair
Trevor shut up or I'll arighama all over you!!!
by Relationship Guru January 14, 2014
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