Frumptard

a person who has become mentally retarded due to the lack of expression of ones emotional turmoil or distress

Person A: So how are things with Cynthia?
Person B: Man, I know but i just don't, but maybe i'll find out if she still cares, and i just want her to be happy knowing im sad.
Person A:...What a frumptard
Person A aka "Frumptard": Sigh* (proceeds to cry like a frumptard)

by dvst8r February 25, 2011

Frump Kissed

A homosexual sex position. Where two men have sex with another man at the same time.

Max: "Man I got so drunk last night, I got frump kissed by Jose and Eduardo".
Steven: "Wow, well I hope you stretched, ha"
Max: "Honestly, never had a better night in my life.

by apples1230555 August 16, 2018

bubblegum frumpy

When a guy drags his balls across the back of another guys neck.

Dude, don't bubblegum frumpy me!

by ZaakDelbridge July 3, 2015

FRUMP

n. 1. A dowdy, unattractive or generally uninteresting girl or woman.
2. A staid, drab old fashioned woman.

She had let her appearance go, and she became a real frump.

by idea princess February 5, 2005

frumping

Hooking up with a frump. Like hogging, but with a bagger or butterface instead of a fat chick. Making it with an ugly or homely girl; screwing a frumpet.

Don went frumping last night and he hooked up with a total Cleveland Brown - she looked nice from the neck down, but she was pretty ugly above the shoulders.

by PMax March 9, 2008

frumpadump

To dump a frump after a sexual encounter or an episode of hogging. The method by which a hogger or frumper gets away from a butterface, bagger or Cleveland Brown with whom he has slept or had sex.

Don hooked up with that skinny, ugly girl and went home with her. He got out of that quickly in the morning with a standard frumpadump move. He asked her to get him something to eat, and when she left the room, he climbed out the window and ran away.

by PMax March 9, 2008

frumper dumper

A large unattractive butt.

Most of the women i work with have frumper dumpers.

by JJ Dirtbag May 10, 2016