Fruit Ninja

A friend you suspect might be homosexual however they conceal it well.

Hugh Jackman can act, sing and dance on Broadway however he is married, has three kids and plays a bad ass Wolverine; fruit ninja.

by Hexagram July 7, 2012

Jaymes Fruit

A gourd/fruit with a rather large round base and short stump. This poor mis-shapened fruit is rather obnoxious to compensate for its lack of stump size.

Man that guy is so obnoxious, he is such a jaymes fruit!

by gullllllllll! January 24, 2011

cunt-fruit

noun: euphemism for baby.

Dragging your mewling cunt-fruit around the supermarket isn't going to win you any friends.

by TEQWAR November 17, 2015

Fruitality

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by fruit, i.e. a coconut falling on your head or people throwing apples at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.

Jamal: Man, did you hear about Ken the other night?

Bill: No dog, what happened?

Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!

Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!

by Tiggerback May 22, 2010

Fruit Pig

A pink sweaty horrible creature originating from the Coventry area. The animal is interesting as it is 98% skull, very stupid and prone to random acts of violence often involving its bony head.

It also sometimes partakes in industrial sex.

The second-line manager is a Fruit Pig.

by Detective Roly Dog November 25, 2011

Fruited

To have ones mind scrambled or acid addled, under the effects of hardcore psychedelics.

"Where's Tiny Tim?"

"Don't even bother trying to get an answer outta him, he's as fruited as my Nans mince pies!"

by Jimjam August 4, 2013

Fruin

A name given to a master of the sesh, they are a person who is known to take pleasure in helping their mates pick up and does not care as much for their own gains.

Friend 1 "what do you think of that bloke over there?"
Friend 2 "Oh he's an absolute fruin I picked up last week thanks to him"

by People for the Ethical Treatme April 19, 2018