cut the fool

to act in a disruptive or foolish way

dog,im about to go cut the fool up in Ms.Brown's class today!

by callinda March 9, 2008

Shaqtin a fool

1) A tv segment aired on NBA on TNT where Shaquille O'Neil plays bloopers from that days' games. Name comes from adding the phrase "acting a fool" to Shaquille's nickname, Shaq

2) When someone messes up so bad the belong on Shaqtin a fool

Tom: I went up for a lay up and got the ball stuck between the rim and the backboard
Billy: Quit shaqtin a fool and learn how to play basketball

by I'm a narc March 24, 2016

you fool i

What one puts as their Among Us username to make it look like this when they get kicked off the ship.

you fool i was/ was not the Impostor

maybe an Impostor remains

by WTMS369 October 11, 2020

Bird Ass Fool

A tight, penny-pinching guy with a bird beak as a nose that is always on the prowl.

Hey yo let's go halfers on the nachos. I got a quarter...But they cost $1.25! That Bird ass fool is cheap!

by Ern_dogg April 7, 2009

wrong house fool

1.A fool who chose the wrong house to steal.

2. Hitting an individual or object with a baseball bat.

Guy: Man this sure looks like a nice house to steal from.
Home Owner: Wrong House Fool!

by casaputas42 August 8, 2017

Wicker fool

A wicker aficionado or devotee.

Man, did you see Soku's sun room? He's a stole cold wicker fool.

by Sinbad Poon January 9, 2005

You picked the wrong house, fool!

"You picked the wrong house, fool!" are the words spoken by Big Smoke as he proceeds to advance on CJ with a baseball bat. When he says this it makes virtually no sense so here's a good dumber-down for you:
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PROPERTY SIMPLETON YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BURGLE THE INCORRECT ESTATE NINCONPOOP INEGLECT TO INFORM TO YOU THAT YOU APPEAR TO HAVE CHOSEN THE OPTION TO THE INCORRECT AREA OF PRIVATE PROPERTY AS IAM PRESENT AND READY TO STRIKE YOU WITH A LARGE WOODEN POLE USED IN THE VERY COMMON AMERICAN SPORT KNOW AS BASEBALL TO THE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE WHO HAS APPEARED TO HAVE ENTERED THE HOUSEHOLD IN WHICH I AM CURRENTLY PRESENT I APPEAR TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO TRESSPASS INTO A VERY POOR CHOICE OF AVAILABLE HOUSES AS I AM HERE WITH A HEAVG BLUNT OBJECT AND COULD IFICHOOSE STRIKE YOU MULTIPLE TIMES UPON THE HEAD AND FACE WHICH WOULD UNDOUBTABLY CAUSE SERVERE AND POSSIBLY LETHAL INTERNAL BLEEDING WITH THIS INFORMATION BEING PRESENT I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU LEAVE THIS HOME BEFORE THE SITUATION MUST BE ESCALATED ANY FURTHER

Big Smoke: "You picked the wrong house, fool!"
CJ: "Woah, Woah, Big Smoke its me, it's CJ!"

by Dmitri Strelnikov January 19, 2017