foofie puff

It is a soft and fluffy dog or kitten. Irresistible in nature, these anomalies have the overwhelming charms to subdue their masters and force them to cuddle them. The foofie puffs are so beautiful some people try to harvest their adorability factor for help with love. These special animals are now endangered with only a few thousand of the species left on this planet, but with your help we can save the foofie puffs and help them grow.

Oh, that foofie puff is so adorable I feel the need to cuddle and love it.

by Kamzone October 12, 2016

floofatude

A noun that identifies the fluffiness of an object such as a dog, cat, blanket, etc.

"How fluffy was that cat?"
"It had reached maximum floofatude!"

by Floof.expert December 13, 2016

Foofe

The very elusive 3 utensil combo. Similar to a spork, but including the last of the eating utensil triad (knife). Foofe is derived from Fork, spOOn, and kniFE combined to form the pinnacle of eating technology.

Guy 1: Man, I wish there was a utensil to eat without using both of my hands. That way, I could eat and scratch ma' balls at the same time.

Guy 2: There is, it's called a "foofe" you dumbass

by ManBearPig97531 November 4, 2010

foof juice

a technical upper class term for vaginal fluids

Dave: hunny, why is the bed wet?
Claire: u made me squirt my foof juice everywhere!

by chrissie foofy May 26, 2008

Foofus

A dorky person, often one to act immature.
Can be used as a compliment or an insult.

John: Hey what are you doing?
Sarah: Not a lot, just your mom LOLOL~
John: God you're such a foofus!

by TiffanyJ September 5, 2008

foof

a much less vulgar, more acceptable alternate word for the female genital area.

Elex: Allie, are you a virgin?
Allie: No, why do you ask?
Elex: Cuz your foof is major tight.

by Alysha May 18, 2003

Foofy

An adjective, primarily synonomous with the adjectives fluffy, billowy, and/or puffy. Used mainly to describe a cloud, or the mixture between lemon meringue and sodium bicarbonate.

"When you mix lemon meringue with sodium bicarbonate," started the cheerful Mrs. Fox, "You get a mixture that comes out very foofy".

by Mistel September 21, 2006