Fromage du Jour

The Fromage du Jour is a great way to show that special lady how you feel about her...

1) Just before you leave for work, squeeze some nasty, cheesy pus from a crotch zit. Toe cheese may be substituted for the pus if necessary
2) Mash it up good between your fingers to release the fine odor of cheese
3) Rub it inside your woman's nostril while she is sleeping and go to work

Now she will be able to enjoy that delicious fromage all day long!

My wife's been bitching me out about how she never sees me anymore because I work so much, so to make up for it, I gave her the Fromage du Jour this morning...

by billclay October 7, 2009

Foobage

A word made from combining both "Food" and "Garbage"
Used to describe junk food, Also known as "Food and Beverage" In some circles.

Dude, let's go to Pizza Hut for some Foobage.

by MattDizzle May 12, 2008

fromage eating surrender monkey

A French person

I can't believe that fromage eating surrender monkey thinks he is tougher than me.

by travelbug23 May 4, 2015

Fromaged

The act of being kicked or carried out of a public or private social gathering for having any type of cheese down your pants stinking up the area.

i was fromaged from class today

by Frank McFresh September 30, 2019

frogage

This is the act of vomiting into a girls anus and then proceeding to have anal sex with her as you feed her laxatives. You then wait until shes ready to blow before ejaculating in her ass. After you ejaculate you pull out and have a cup ready to retrieve all the fluids. Then you pour the feces cum and vomit all over your body and let the lady eat it off of you. She will then vomit in your ass feed you laxatives and give you ablow job before you cum you shit all the fluids in to her vagina give her a creampie eat her out and then leave.

Tyler: hey girl i wanna frogage you again
Girl: let me go buy some more laxatives we ran out last time

by tyler ayscue June 26, 2012

fromage

Its French fr cheese

Je suis la grand fromage!
(I am the big cheese!)

by ho-town girlie February 10, 2005

fromage boy

a random tarded looking kid who i named fromage boy because of the fromage on his face.

fromage boy covered ohil in french fromage

by masterofrpg March 10, 2004